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Roast my dating bio
Paste your bio. Five AI daters score it, the roast-master calls out every cliché, and you get three rewrites built from your own words.
Your bio is only used for this roast, never stored.
See your profile the way a stranger does
From screenshot to a stronger profile in about 30 seconds.
Step 1
Drop in your profile
Screenshot your photo grid in Tinder, Hinge, or Bumble and drop it here. No account needed.
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Step 2
Five daters score every photo
Five daters with different tastes score every photo from 0 to 10 and say why.
Step 3
Get your new order
Get your best lead photo, what to cut, a new order, and prompts for the photos you're missing.
Built for Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble
Each app shows your photos differently. The panel knows what each one rewards.
TinderWin the first photo
Your first photo decides the swipe. Lead with a clear, smiling close-up in good light, then show range across up to nine slots.
HingeGive them something to reply to
Hinge requires six photos and people like a specific photo to start a chat. Candid moments and hobbies give them something to reply to.
BumbleMake the first move easy
Your photos have to do the talking before anyone messages. Show your face, your full self, and what a weekend with you looks like.
Meet the panel judging your photos
Different people swipe for different reasons. Five AI daters rate every photo, so you see what works for everyone.
The Swiper
“I decide in two seconds. Make photo one count.”
The Romantic
“A real smile beats a brooding stare every time.”
The Adventurer
“Show me what a Saturday with you looks like.”
The Photographer
“Good light does half the work. Dark bar photos don't.”
The Skeptic
“Sunglasses in every photo? Who am I actually meeting?”
What gets more matches
Same guy, same week. The only thing that changed is the photo. These are the rules the panel scores against.
Lead with your face, not your sunglasses
Glasses cost ~15% of right swipes on Tinder, a hat another ~12%.
Let a friend take the photo
On Hinge, selfies got ~40% fewer likes and mirror selfies ~90% fewer.
Show the hobby and your face
Sports photos got ~75% more likes on Hinge - when you can see who it is.
Fix the light
Natural light and golden hour beat dark bars and flash every time.
Don't make them guess who you are
One social photo is plenty. Put it later, and make it obvious which one is you.
Don't post the same photo nine times
Every photo should show something new: a hobby, a place, a pet, your full outfit.
Everyone pictured on this page is AI-generated. Stats from Tinder, Hinge, and Photofeeler research.
Frequently asked questions
Missing a great photo?
Upload a few selfies once, then create the natural, candid shots your profile needs - no photographer.
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